Monday, December 20, 2010

26 Pemain Bola

ada 26 pesakit mental bakal disahkan
sembuh dari kegilaan mereka
oleh itu, mereka akan menghadapi pemeriksaan di

lalu mereka pergilah ke Amerika dengan
menaiki kapal terbang
saat sedang terbang,
pilot berkata kepada ko-pilotnya
"cuba tengok apa yang bising betul di belakang ni?"

lalu ko-pilot itu pergi ke belakang
ternyata mereka (orang yang bakal disahkan waras)
sedang bermain bola sepak
lalu mereka diam selepas dimarahi oleh ko-pilot

"selepas beberapa lama,
pilot tersebut berasa hairan kerana
"mereka" itu terlalu diam"

lalu dengan penuh perasaan ingin tahu,
pilot itu sendiri pergi ke belakang
ternyata hanya 4 orang yang masih berada di belakang

lalu, pilot tersebut berkata
"dimana yang lain?"

lalu seorang daripada 'mereka" berkata
" kerana tidak boleh bermain
bola di dalam kapal,
mereka sedang bermain di luar"

dengan mulut terlopong pilot bertanya
"lalu mengapa kamu masih di sini?"

"kami ini pemain simpanan"

Sunday, December 19, 2010

humor 4 today (anak n bapa sama saja)

pada suatu hari..
seorang anak kecil
telah tertangkap ketika sedang mencuri mangga
di dusun Pak Meon

Pak Meon lalu berteriak kepada anak kecil itu

" Hoi...!!!!!!!!! Dasar pencuri!!!!!!!! Turun...
saya mau lapor sama bapak kamu...!!!!!"

Tetapi anak kecik itu tidak segera turun ...
Malahan dia juga berteriak sambil menegadah ke atas..

" Bapak ... turun cepat ..
Pak Meon mau lapor sama bapak
saya sudah kena tangkap pak .. "

Rupanya.. bapaknya juga ada di atas.. :P

Friday, December 10, 2010

yeah .. baking life.. hahahha
siapa tau ni game
boleh buat kita dapat sesuatu
bila kita renung betul2

cuba kita tengok
apa yang setiap watak
bagi ma kita,....

pelanggan> orang yang ada di sekeliling kita..
kadang2 kita buat dorang gembira.. kadang2 tidak

cashier and the gang : kawan
siapa sangka kalau dalam hidup yang sebenar...
dorang tu kawan..
yang bekerja dengan kita tanpa mengharapkan apa2 bayaran..
yang tolong kita sewaktu kita dalam kesusahan.. yang tidak meninggalkan kita..

kek yang sedang dimasak> usaha kita
usaha kita untuk mendapatkan sesuatu..
kita mesti sabar kalau kita mau apa yang kita inginkan ..
mesti berusaha..
upgrade bermaksud.. tambah lagi usaha..
supaya kita akan dapat apa yang kita mahukan dalam masa yang lebih cepat

kek yang sedang dijual>
apa yang kita buat@usahakan akan memberikan hasil
apa yang kita buat pasti ada kesan pada diri kita..
peka juga penting.. sebab jika kita sudah dapat sesuatu..
tapi kalau lambat bertindak..
kek itu akan hangus... usaha jadi siasia..

seluruh kedai... >
jika kita rejin.. kita dapat duit..
boleh buat tu bakery@kedai jadi sangat cantik ..
bila kita berusaha ...
kita akan dapat hidup yang indah ..

jadi kesimpulannya... berusaha la...
mainlah bakinglife...
tolonglah saya.. hehhehe

Monday, December 6, 2010


RULES: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 100 Truths about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. Tagged means “I’m interested in knowing what are your 100 truths” or it was random LOL. (To do this, go to “notes” under tabs on your profile page, copy and paste this note, erase my answers and enter your own, tag people (in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish.)

***this was from my facebook, since i was tagged by daydenn. but i would like to change the rule since i cant tag one of you. and i reckon my reader (ALL MY READER WHO READ THIS) to copy paste and change to your answer and comment on this post that you have done this and put the link as well^^


1. Last beverage: er... lemonade..?

2. Last phone call: just a few hour ago 2209

3. Last text message: minutes ago

4. Last song you listened to: isai koupusan nu(a kadazan song)

5. Last time you cried: jun.?? i guess


6. Dated someone twice: don't know

7. Been cheated on: forgot already... about pluto i guess.. long.. loooong time ago

8. Kissed someone & regretted: no..

9. Lost someone special: yup..

10. Been depressed: a few times..

11. Been drunk and threw up: just once


12: blue

13: red

14: black


15. Made a new friend: yes..

16. Fallen out of love: yup

17. Laughed until you cried: no..

18. Met someone who changed you: yes..

19. Found out who your true friends were: yes..

20. Found out someone was talking about you: no..

21. Kissed anyone on your friend’s list: no

22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: 9/10 of them

24. Do you have any pets: 2 dogs.. 1 cat.. 7 newborn puppy

25. Do you want to change your name: what..??

26. What did you do for your last birthday? er.. its nothing.. hahahaha thanking 4 those that wish me..

27. What time did you wake up today: 7.05..

28. What were you doing at midnight last night: sleep...

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: meet mes amis

30. Last time you saw your Mother: few hour ago..

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: yeah.. make me rich instantly...wakakaka

32. What are you listening to right now: the birds...

33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: no...

34. Who’s getting on your nerves right now:

36. Whats your real name: Nicholas Amid

38. Birth month: may

39. Zodiac sign: taurus

40. Male or female: male

41. Primary School: sk pekan tenghilan

42. kindergarten: never..

43. High school/college: SMESH/ ip tawau

44. Write whatever you want here: lol...

45. Long or short hair? very short

46. Height: 155

47. Do you have a crush on someone: er... i dont know...

48. What do you like about yourself: i have a long long patient..

49. Piercings: what that.. /?? hehe no

50. Tattoos: no.

51. Righty or lefty: once left but now... right... :)


52. First surgery: at 8 years old...

53. First piercing: nope.. not yet

54. First best friend: many of them..

55. First sport you joined: guess what.. football

56. First vacation: ow.. whats that ..?? never..

58. First pair of trainers: what that..? i don't know


59. Eating: nope.. but soon yes..

60. Drinking: nope..

61. I’m about to: nothing.. :)

62. Listening to: nothing..

63. Waiting for: no one..


64. Want kids: lol..

65. Get married: maybe.. maybe not

66. Career: teacher..?? T.T


67. Lips or eyes: lips

68. Hugs or kisses: can i choose both..?? hehe

69. Shorter or taller: don't care

70. Older or Younger: don't care..

71. Romantic or spontaneous: whatever la....... hahah spontaneous

72. Nice stomach or nice arms: can i choose legs instead of these 2,..?? haha

73. Sensitive or loud: any other option..??

74. Hook-up or relationship: whats that..?? boths seems just nice to me..


76. Kissed a stranger: no..

77. Drank hard liquor: yup..

78. Lost glasses/contacts: nope..

79. Sex on first date: nope

80. Broken someone’s heart: maybe.. yes..

82. Been arrested: 4 what..?? by who..?

83. Turned someone down: yes

84. Cried when someone died: nope..

85. Fallen for a friend: yea.


86. Yourself: YES why not..

87. Miracles: sometimes..

88. Love at first sight: no...

90. Santa Claus: am i..?

91. Kiss on the first date: not sure..

92. Angels: yes..


94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: no

95. Did you sing today: no

96. Ever cheated on somebody: yes..

97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go: i'm not intrested to do that..

98. The moment you would choose to re-live: can it ever happend..?

99. Are you afraid of falling in love: nope...

100. Are you afraid of posting this as 100 truths: no... why ??? are you..??

my nieces..

i am going to show my nieces..
it is great to have them in my post

because i do love them so much

my 13 years old niece..

with her 15 years old sis

its nino.. and he is 6

2 of them..

this is them the 17, 15 and 13

the other 1 is the 8 years old naughty boy

both of the siblings

acting time..

they are using ma laptop to take pics
and they are all sweet.. :)

in this pics is just a few of my niece..
my 2nd to 5th sis' children
and my 1st and 2nd late brother's

i hope that i could post all of them someday ..
ok.. time to stop .. :)
thanks for viewing..@@,

Cry On My Shoulder

Saturday, December 4, 2010

how to love....

this time i like to say about that..
(the title)
i would like to say
there are so many ways to love

to love is to make someone happy
to love someone with all your heart
to love is to know
to love is to care

when you are dreaming bout someone every night..
when you can resist to miss someone every moment
that is love.. someone to make you feel complete..

actually i'm wanna post just this..
you can search thousand ..
million actually
but true friend will always remember you
and yeah.. i always remember you all..
and i miss you too... . ;)